'but i have to say i enjoy adulthood. i enjoy the fact that now, if i want a cookie, i have a cookie. okay? i have three cookies or four cookies or eleven cookies if i want. what was the big deal with the cookies? "not before dinner." "not too many." "you've had enough." "not now." well, now i'm a grown-up, give me the cookies! many times i will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. beyond recognition. then i call my mother up right after it to tell her. "hello mom? i just ruined my entire appetite...cookies."
so what if i ruin it. see, as adults we understand, even if you ruin your appetite, there's another appetite coming right behind it. i see no danger in running out of appetites.'
i'm taking advantage of it before we have kids.
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